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TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. I can see both beginners and long-time kinksters getting good use out of these. A strong recommendation and currently my favorite from this collection by Our Erotic Journey. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point. A bit of a nit-pick, but I wonder what niche the Zodiac Collection will carve out for itself...Overall, the toy seems a bit simplistic to keep in your sock drawer and be your main go-to. I know I said that I liked how strong the vibrations are; and while that is true, because of the limitations of its size, I think it might get overshadowed by any toy with more real estate to house stronger electronic components. On the other hand, I feel like only certified gooners would dare to keep one of these on their key rings for spur-of-the-moment public play. So these toys seem to have two different competing use cases.

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. This is the runner-up of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall strong recommendation. Check out my review on OEJ's Aquarius Mini Vibe because both toys are pretty comparable, so what I have to say about both is similar (but bonus points to the Leo in particular because that's my sign ❤️). While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The Leo probably has the most versatility of the three toys that I reviewed only because you can set it flat and grind on top of it. And the irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them like I could the Leo. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

The Vanna Bardot Fleshlight is one of those rare toys that delivers on every promise—and then some. I’m not usually one to gush, but this one deserves the spotlight. The entrance alone is wild—hyper-realistic, finely molded, and incredibly inviting. It’s the kind of detail that makes you do a double-take, like wait, this isn’t just some generic sleeve? Nope. It’s unmistakably Vanna, and it shows. But aesthetics aside, the real magic happens once you’re in. This toy doesn’t just feel good—it performs like it’s got something to prove. The internal texture is dynamic and stimulating, hitting that perfect balance between intense and immersive. It’s not just about raw power either; there’s nuance here, a gradual build-up that makes every stroke count. If you’re looking for a toy that’s going to consistently deliver toe-curling satisfaction without the gimmicks, this is absolutely the one to beat.

Honestly this being my first toy I was hoping I would finally get my first prostate orgy, but it did not give me that satisfaction. The toy was a cheap prostate massager that I bought off a reviewer at a really discounted price of $6. The normal price is around $17-21 on Amazon so it is affordable, but it didn't work for me. Now mind you I am not the size of an average person. The toy didn't even reach my prostate. I was quite disappointed in the toy, but hey guess I get what paid for it right? The vibrations were kind of crappy on full blast but that might be because the toy didn't even reach my prostate. Since I am not an average body size it would be awesome if someone else tries it to review. If you like it, please tell me so I wasn't misinforming or seeming like I was harping. The charging takes 30 more minutes than the play time which is quite short if you ask me. The toy comes with a remote which works fine. I tried using the toy another time and it just broke. Unfortunately, I ended up having to throw it away. Sorry to go on a rant about a toy that didn't work well for me. If you read all of that seriously congratulations you are a real trooper. This was my first review I hope you all liked it. Have fun and stay safe this summer 😃

A fun and pleasurable sleeve that doesn't excel in some areas, but delivers an overall satisfying experience. The sleeve can be a bit of a hit or miss depending on your preferences, however I have no issue recommending this toy if you are after a more relaxing, sensual time, and not a quick pump and dump.

The Maia Piper Vibrating Self-Heating suction Silicone Vibrator is a riot. The suction and vibration create an intense sensation that is pleasurable that sort of mimics a blowjob, which is even more convincing when used with lots of lube and the heating function. The soft inner texture included in the internal canal shape really helps it generate a decent level of suction against your member- even at my average size of 4.7 inches length and above-average girth, I had some room and comfortably fit in the sleeve. The independently controllable 15 levels of vibration X 3 Heat Levels X 5 Suction levels keep things fresh and interesting, they offer pulsating and fluctuating patterns that feel good. The independent control offers you the freedom to explore and discover what you like. With the right setting(s), you can get off easily and repeatedly. The Maia Piper is well built, solid and not too heavy at 1.1 LBs with an ergonomic shape. It has soft silicone internals and it's waterproof/submergable, making it suitable for shower use. It is definitely a cut above other similar vibration sleeve strokers. Maia Piper does get fairly loud when you turn on the vibration. The suction can make slurping and gurgling noises if you don't hold it close to you pelvic bone or wait long enough to generate a vacuum on your cock. Not a problem if you have the fan on, or using it in the shower or simply live alone. Cleaning does require a little bit more attention to clean because you have to run the sleeve under a faucet with the suction activated to rinse out lube or cum from the air-recirculation holes. It takes about 1-2 minutes to ensure it's completely clean. The toy is rather big measuring at 11.5” long, 3.2” thick x 4.5” wide, so you have to sit, stand or lie down when using it and constantly have a hand to prop it on your junk. If you don't mind a bit of extra cleaning and a tad bit of noise, the Maia Piper offers a lot of pleasurable possibilities-go for it!

This dildo is great for the price. The packaging of any toys from this brand are so well thought out! The veins on this guy are realistic, and I love the confetti. It’s just such a cute dildo, and I would rate it 9/10.

Tracy's Dog OG Dual-Vibe is a little something different than what I've played with in the bedroom in the past, but I was pleasantly surprised. It's a remote-controlled toy that can easily be used without the remote. It's a nice, smooth silicone. Unlike some toys, Tracy's Dog tossed three sample packs of lube in the package too, so it's all ready to go once you give it a charge,

The Mini Swan Wand Glow in the Dark is one of those toys that tries something different and almost nails it. It’s compact, curvy, and surprisingly versatile once you get a feel for what it wants to be.

Like me, Archer is versatile, able to assume many roles! The fact that it’s not hyper-realistic is not a big drawback, as it looks incredible under clothing. Archer creates a mouthwatering bulge under most types of undergarments, which is his job description! This packer has become a staple of my wardrobe.

So, is it worth a buy? If you’re a beginner, absolutely! The reasonably priced Snug Plug 3 is a fantastic choice to start with. Its smooth, rounded edges make insertion a breeze, and the premium silicone ensures it feels great for long-term wear. The 180g weighted balls inside the plug add a unique sense of fullness that’s satisfying without being overwhelming, even for extended use. The thin neck helps the plug stay securely in place, so there’s no need to worry about it slipping out unexpectedly. However, it doesn’t offer much in the way of girth training, so keep that in mind. My one issue was the grip handle—it felt a bit too wide and was the first spot where I noticed any discomfort. For more experienced users, the Snug Plug 3 might feel a bit small, as it did for me. But the good news is that the Snug Plug series comes in seven sizes. You can start small and work your way up to the Snug Plug 7, which features a hefty 600g of weighted balls and a diameter of 2.5 inches!

I am pretty new to using wands and having worked in a store that sold such toys, I knew all the warnings going into it. I've heard they can desensitize you, for one thing. Well, the ProWand is definitely THAT powerful. It was a bit too much for me even on the lowest setting. I wanted to like it and enjoy it, but there was no way to line it up just right that it didn't feel like more than I could possibly handle. However, if you're a wand user already, this one is a great addition to your collection because it has one really interesting feature.

Lovehoney's ROMP Switch is a powerful little Clitoral Suction Stimulator before you even move too far through the 6 intensity levels it has. Being battery-operated, you don't have to worry about charge times. According to the box, you have a good 300 minutes of playtime with one set of batteries, and it only requires two AAAs. If you're looking for clitoral stimulation that is sure to get you off, this is the "switch" you'll want to make.

For the women who ‘own’ them, the men who love them; we all like wet pussies, right? Well, the PDX Wet Pussies Juicy Snatch stroker surely delivers on the promise of a masturbatory sleeve rendered perfectly on the lifelike proportions of a lady’s most intimate area. And with its vaginal tunnel easily wettened anytime you use this toy, this is one wet pussy that will never leave you hard and dry. Made from the company’s premium award-winning Fanta Flesh® material for a most realistic feel, the self-lubricating feature of this handheld come extractor means this is one pussy ready whenever you are. And easy to clean as this sleeve is, you can be ready again and again. The PDX brand has been known across all their toys for hyper-realistic body molds that will surely send you in hyper-drive come fun. This ‘just-add-water-and-jerk’ self-pleasurer is another in a long-line of good stuff from the company; forget the lube with this one, Simply effective, easy to squeeze, and get yourself up into, a most memorable male masturbation experience awaits any man who plugs himself deep into the Wet Pussies Juicy Snatch stroker.

The Zodiac Vibes Collection is a standout example of how creativity and functionality can come together seamlessly. This set features 12 vibrators, each designed to reflect a specific zodiac sign, combining aesthetic charm with practical use. From the adventurous Aries to the sensual Scorpio, each piece captures the essence of its zodiac inspiration. What makes this collection truly remarkable is its thoughtful design. These toys are not only visually appealing but also versatile, with some models featuring a keychain attachment, allowing them to double as stylish accessories. Their compact and adorable appearance makes them discreet, and it’s hard to imagine at first glance that these charming items are, in fact, vibrators. From a usability perspective, the quality speaks for itself. The medical-grade silicone covering ensures a soft, skin-friendly touch, while the waterproof construction allows for safe and flexible use in different environments. Each vibrator offers strong, satisfying vibrations with multiple modes to suit various preferences, making them a practical and luxurious choice. Whether as a gift or a personal indulgence, the Zodiac Vibes Collection strikes a balance between sophistication and fun, offering a unique experience that appeals to both the playful and the practical. It’s a thoughtful, well-crafted set that stands out in its category.